- Leela: I'm afraid Fry is suffering from ocean madness.
- Fry: Every time something good happens to me you say it's some kind of madness. Or I'm drunk. Or I ate too much candy. Well I saw a real mermaid. And I wish for once my friends would have decency and kindness to believe me.
- Leela: [whispers] Ocean madness.
- [Fry storms out]
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: This is the perfect chance for Fry to try out my new anti-pressure pills.
- [opens a bottle and a giant pill falls out]
- Fry: I cant swallow that.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well, then good news. It's a suppository.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Dear Lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
- Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they were to make it in the form of a suppository...
- [Dr. Zoidberg's underwater home has burned down]
- Dr. Zoidberg: My home! It burned down! How did this happened?
- Hermes Conrad: That's a very good question.
- Bender: [picking a lit cigar from the ashes] So that's where my cigar was.
- Hermes Conrad: That just raises further questions!
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Ah, the exact center of the Atlantic Ocean. This seems like a logical place for fish to congregate.
- Bender: So we're in international waters?
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Indeed, so.
- Bender: [speaking into a walkie talkie] Falcon, this is Blue Raven. The goose has nested. Repeat, the goose has nested.
- [a man approaches on jetski; he and Bender exchange packages]
- Bender: Hey, guess what you're accessories to.
- Amy Wong: [Amy screams as she wakes up with a big sunburn] Sunburn! My fabulous body, is ruined! What happened to my parasol?
- Bender: I don't know. It wasn't here when I took your umbrella.
- [Amy growls at him]
- Bender: What I put sunblock on you.
- Amy Wong: Well it didn't work!
- [Amy turns around, on her back Bender wrote "Honk If Bender Is Great" in sunblock, Bender giggles]
- Donovan: Atlanta was a city, landlocked, hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean. Yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism, that they moved offshore, becoming an island, and an even bigger delta hub. Until the city overdeveloped, and began to sink. Knowing their fate, the quality people ran away. Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the man who invented Coca Cola, the magician, and the other gods of our legends. Though gods they were - and also, Jane Fonda was there - the others chose to stay behind in their porches with their rifles, and in time evolved into mermaids, and sing and dance, and ring in the new...
- Hermes Conrad: I'd love to stay, but I miss my wife and oxygen.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gasses.
- Amy Wong: So Fry, Atlanta was an American city in your time?
- Fry: I think it was just an airport. They had a place where you could buy nuts.
- Ombrial: No! Ancient Atlanta was more than just a Delta hub! It was a vibrant metropolis, the equal of Paris or New York!
- Fry: That's right, honey. Whatever you say.
- Hermes Conrad: Our first order of business is lunch. I suggest we start with some lobster Zoidberg... I mean, lobster Newburg... I mean, Doctor Zoidberg.
- Leela: It's ocean madness all right, the sailors call it "Aqua Dementia". The deep down crazies, the wet willies, the Great Moist...
- Leela: It's pulling us under. Everybody inside.
- Dr. Zoidberg: Wait, I'll save us all by cutting the unbreakable diamond filament.
- [tries to break the filament, but it won't break]
- Dr. Zoidberg: At least I'll die with all my friends.
- [notices everyone has gone inside]
- Dr. Zoidberg: Hello?
- [while fishing, Leela pulls in her line to find Dr. Zoidberg holding a boot on the end]
- Leela: Oh, Dr. Zoidberg. Since when do you even wear boots?
- Dr. Zoidberg: I wasn't wearing it. I was eating it.
- Hermes Conrad: Exciting news, people. The pet license I requisitioned for Nibbler has arrived.
- Leela: Hermes, that's sweet. I didn't know you cared about Nibbler.
- Hermes Conrad: Dream on, woman. I'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space. But I do like filling out requisitions, and these were some doozies.
- [Opens envelope]
- Hermes Conrad: Great Jah's dreadlocks! There's been a mix-up. This isn't a pet license, it's a fishing license. And it's mandatory!
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I have made the modifications on the ships engines. We'll be able to leave as soon as the papier-mâché is dry.
- Fry: [running away after failing to have sex with Umbriel] Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid? With a fish part on top and a lady part on the bottom?