Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (TV Mini Series)

Once Upon a Beginning (2004)

Alice Lowe: Madeleine Wool, Liz Asher

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• Dr. Liz Asher : Seems like a regular burial, Rick. Do you really buy this portal to Hell deal?

  Dr. Rick Dagless : I wouldn't say I buy it, Liz. Let's just say I'm window shopping, and right now, there's a half-price sale on weird.

• Dr. Rick Dagless : Welcome to Darkplace. I've seen more auspicious starts.

  Dr. Liz Asher : I wasn't planning on falling on my fanny, Dr. Rick Dagless. I had a vision. I'm psychic

  Dr. Rick Dagless : And I'm Bo Derek.

  Dr. Liz Asher : No you're not.

  Dr. Rick Dagless : You're right, I'm not. I guess I use sarcasm as a defense.

  Dr. Liz Asher : I see the past, the present, and the future.

  Dr. Rick Dagless : Tough gig.

  Dr. Liz Asher : Stop being sarcastic!

  Dr. Rick Dagless : Maybe if everyone who'd ever been close to you had died, you'd be sarcastic, too.