The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)
Happy Hmm Hmm (1951)
Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen
Quotes
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Blanche Morton : I wondered if you wanted to go to The May Company with me. They're having a January linen sale.
Gracie Allen : Oh no, I don't want any. When I buy linen, I want it to last longer than that.
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Blanche Morton : Say honey, do you mind if I ask you how old George is?
Gracie Allen : No, go right ahead.
Blanche Morton : Well, how old is he?
Gracie Allen : I don't know.
Blanche Morton : You don't know his age?
Gracie Allen : Well, how could I? He keeps changing every year!
Blanche Morton : Oh but, honey, everybody's age changes.
Gracie Allen : Yeah, and it's so confusing! People should do what I do. When you get to the age that's most becoming, stay there!
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Blanche Morton : [Gracie can't remember why she circled a day on the calendar] Maybe you've got a date with the dentist.
Gracie Allen : Oh, Blanche! George wouldn't let me go out with him, he's a married man!