- George Burns: Gracie, look we're getting nowhere with this argument. You think I'm wrong, I think you're wrong. Isn't there some way we can agree?
- Gracie Allen: There are two ways. We can both think I'm right or we can both think you're wrong!
- George Burns: You should give her a piece of your mind.
- Harry Morton: I most assuredly will. The brazen arrogance she displayed when she usurped my authority will not go unrebuked!
- George Burns: Don't give her that piece, it sounds like it might be valuable.
- Gracie Allen: You know, your son is a wonderful businessman. You're lucky you met him!
- Charlie Irwin Sr.: I think I'll take him home and introduce him to my wife.