George Lopez (TV Series)

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss (2003)

Belita Moreno: Benny

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Quotes 

• George Lopez : [Benny badmouths Angie]  Hey kids, you notice how during feeding time the ugly gorilla tries to dominate the younger, prettier one?

  Benny : [eating a banana]  You know what, you can call me all the names you want, I'm eating your food, I'm drinking your beer, I'm watching your cable, yeah, *I'm* the monkey.

• Angie Lopez : [watching a video of Vic and Gloria in Florida, not realizing they're standing behind her]  I don't believe it, how'd you do this? Gloria and I aren't even speaking to each other. If we were, I'd tell her those bangs are a *bad* idea.

  Benny : Oh yeah? Hey, how do you think your dad looks?

  Angie Lopez : Well if that mustache were any bigger he could smuggle Cubans in it.

  Gloria Palermo : [on tape]  George called us with this idea of a video for your birthday. So turn around and get your present.

  Angie Lopez : What?

  Vic Palermo : [behind her]  Just turn around and kiss your hairy father!

• George Lopez : [Vic doesn't believe that Gloria kissed George]  You believe me, right, Mom?

  Benny : Oh yeah, that girl's a slut. She would tongue a cow for milk in her coffee.