George Lopez (TV Series)

George Has Two Mommies (2003)

George Lopez: George Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : I can't drive a hot car to Mexico!

  Yuri : Fine, you go to Mexico and drive car here.

  George Lopez : With what, drugs in the trunk?

  Yuri : No, Chinese people.

  George Lopez : You wouldn't expect this from me, but I'm actually in favor of stricter border control.