- Lydia: [to her dog] Benny, you want to take a poopy before we get in the car?
- Benny: [turns around] I don't think that's any of your business.
- Lydia: No, not you.
- Benny: Oh yeah, I heard he named the dog after me. I should name something after him. Here's my phone number, let it ring, I might be on the Manny.
- George Lopez: I can't drive a hot car to Mexico!
- Yuri: Fine, you go to Mexico and drive car here.
- George Lopez: With what, drugs in the trunk?
- Yuri: No, Chinese people.
- George Lopez: You wouldn't expect this from me, but I'm actually in favor of stricter border control.