George Lopez (TV Series)

I Only Have Eyes for You (2003)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• George Lopez : [to Angie]  I treat both my kids exactly the same.

  Benny : No you don't, you treat the boy better. But Carmen's gotta get used to it; it's always been this way. I cannot tell you how much easier my life would've been if I'd had something dangling between my legs.

  George Lopez : Ugh, that's a pretty picture of my mommy.

• Benny : Max, how's your head? How many bottles of beer am I holding up honey?

  George Lopez : Honey? You never called me honey.

  Benny : Well, you should've been cuter.