George Lopez (TV Series)

Meet the Cuban Parents (2002)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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• Angie Lopez : Every time you come here, I get this huge knot in my stomach, and I am not playing peacemaker anymore. So either say something nice about George, or leave.

  George Lopez : Or you can say something nice to me on the way to the airport.

  Vic Palermo : I thought you would screw up, you didn't. Okay?

  George Lopez : Yes, thank you! God bless us everyone!

  Angie Lopez : You think this is easy for me? Angie's my little girl, and she will always be my little girl. And you'll always be the guy who took her away from me. Just wait until Carmen brings home some long haired loser in a Black Sabbath T-shirt... hope for your sake that he turns out to be as successful as you did.

• George Lopez : They shot Tiny Timoteo in the first two minutes of the play? What're they going to do next?

  Senor Scorooge : Look out! They're doubling back!

• George Lopez : [to Vic]  You know what our Mexican American Christmas tradition is? We open presents and spend time together as a family, but that's not good enough for you!

• George Lopez : Now you have to say something nice about Black Sabbath.

  Vic Palermo : [thinks]  I would rather listen to Black Sabbath than have a myocardial infarction. And that was a free one.

• George Lopez : I want to show Vic that we're cultured in Mexican traditions. Do you think you could make us some of those Christmas tortillas like Ernie's mom used to make?

  Benny : Oh, sorry, I can't, I have to string some chili pepper lights on my Christmas cactus.

• George Lopez : [about how they didn't have Christmas traditions growing up]  Remember the year you had me put out milk and cookies for Santa? And the next morning they were still there!

  Benny : So he didn't come. Sounds like your problem is with Santa, and not me.

• George Lopez : Hey Carmen, can you get me the milk?

  Carmen Lopez : No, I'm not going anywhere near that fridge. I don't want to see that pig again.

  George Lopez : Pig's long gone.

  [opens fridge door] 

  George Lopez : See? I'll get the milk, hand me the cereal.

  Carmen Lopez : [opens cupboard door, sees pig head on the shelf and screams]  Dad, how could you do something so horrible?

  George Lopez : Because it was funny!

  [laughs, Carmen glares at him] 

  George Lopez : Okay, I'll throw it out. Get me a trash bag.

  Carmen Lopez : [opens cupboard door, sees a second pig head wearing a Santa cap]  Oh my God!

  [runs out of kitchen]