George Lopez (TV Series)
No One Gets Out Alive (2003)
Constance Marie: Angie Lopez
Quotes
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George Lopez : Hey Mom, I've been thinking about what you said... what if when the factory reopens I take you off the line and put you on one of the machines?
Benny : That might work, I'm getting tired of hearing about Gina's laser treatment. Do you know where they put that laser?
George Lopez : No! Don't want to hear it... don't want it pointed to either.
Angie Lopez : Benny, George told me what happened last night. I just want you to know that you are not alone, you are strong, but we are stronger together.
Benny : What are you, paid by the hug? Get away from me!
[gets up and leaves]
Angie Lopez : [to George] She seems alright to me. What're you doing?
George Lopez : [lowkeyt] I'm checking the want-ads.
Angie Lopez : What? But you just told your mom the factory will reopen in a couple weeks.
George Lopez : That was just to get her through this. Up till now I was sure we weren't responsible for that crash, but after hearing what she said last night, now I'm wondering. My mom's on the line, and if she's not sure if the parts were okay, what the hell would I know?
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George Lopez : [reading want ads] To put animals to sleep peacefully and humanely. Angie, I could be good at this. 'Lopez! Mr. Whiskers is waking up!'
[grabs pillow and presses it against the coffee table]
Angie Lopez : What's our plan B?
[thinks]
Angie Lopez : I can double up my hours at Lumaree, and you can take care of the kids.
George Lopez : I'd rather put strangers' pets to sleep.
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Angie Lopez : Max! What are you doing?
Max Lopez : Saving money, this year I'm making my own costume.
[face painted green, zombie voice]
Max Lopez : I, am, a, zombie.
Angie Lopez : Max! This is my Lumaree face cream, it's $40 a jar!
Max Lopez : [zombie voice] You, are, ripping off, your, customers.
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Angie Lopez : That was fun, wasn't it?
Fairy Girl : The bat was scary!
Angie Lopez : Try having dinner with it every Sunday. Let's get some candy.
