George Lopez (TV Series)
Why You Crying? (2004)
Luis Armand Garcia: Max Lopez
Quotes
-
Max Lopez : I've got a better idea. Why don't you take your tired ass home?
[Benny slaps him]
-
Benny : In my day, disciplining your kids is now called child abuse. Keeping an eye on your man is now called stalking. Hell, back then, no meant yes, at least it did with me.
[Max doesn't get it]
Benny : Anyway... I guess what I'm saying is... well, here's a twenty, are we cool?
Max Lopez : Yeah, we're cool. I'm sorry about what I said.Grandma.
Benny : Ah forget it, we all say stupid stuff.
Max Lopez : Grandma, did your dad ever say he gave up on you?
Benny : Max, where's this coming from?
Max Lopez : I'm falling behind in school and Dad says he's quitting me.
Benny : Wow, you know my dad might've beaten me like an old rug but he never gave up on me. You might think about getting your crap together.
-
George Lopez : What kind of job are you going to have if you don't finish high school?
Max Lopez : I can be a pro skateboarder.
George Lopez : Really? Cuz I don't see many pro skaters coming in the house going 'Mommy! My elbow, kiss it!'
Max Lopez : Okay, well I can still work in a skate shop.
George Lopez : So you clear a couple hundred bucks a month.
Max Lopez : A couple hundred dollars? That would be so cool! I could get a nice car, a big house!
George Lopez : Whoa! You can't afford a car and house on your salary. I mean you could, if you lived in a bad neighborhood.
Max Lopez : So I'll live in a bad neighborhood.
George Lopez : [takes his skateboard] Ohhh man, they just stole your car.
Max Lopez : No way.
George Lopez : You could run after them.
Max Lopez : Yeah, I'll get it back.
George Lopez : Ah man, you just got shot!
-
Angie Lopez : Did Grandma apologize to you?
Max Lopez : [shows his $20 bill] No, but she gave me 20 reasons to get over it.
Angie Lopez : [to Benny] That's your answer? You buy family?
Benny : All those celebrity lesbian couples do it.
George Lopez : Let's see, $20 a smack you owe me about two hundred thousand dollars.
Benny : Ah shut your identity hole!