- [first lines]
- [Sanders wakes up from a dream in which he is shot while passionately embracing a beautiful blonde]
- George Sanders - Host: I just had the most terrible dream. I dreamt I was shot in a frightful hunting accident while pursuing a very dangerous kind of game.
- George Sanders - Host: If these walls could only talk, they could tell some startling things, but perhaps it's just as well they don't or we should probably have to wash them down with soap.
- George Sanders - Host: The moral of our story is that diamonds aren't always a girl's best friend - especially if her husband smuggles them.