Get Smart (TV Series)
A Tale of Two Tails (1968)
Edward Platt: Chief
Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : The Cone of Silence was invented by a professor Cohn?
Chief : That's right.
Maxwell Smart : [looks up at the CoS] That's funny, doesn't look it.
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Chief : [on phone] If you like you can take one of those new comb phones with you.
# 99 : [on one of those new comb phones] Oh, that would be terrific, it's a marvelous device. Which one of our agents developed it?
Chief : Well as a matter of fact, 99, it was my idea.
# 99 : Whatever gave you the idea of turning a comb into a phone?
Chief : Well, 99, what else am I gonna do with a comb?
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Chief : Larabee, I need a couple of men for surveilance duty. Who's available? No, no wait a minute, on second thought, I'll look in the Control file of the graduating class.
Larabee : Why the, eh, Control graduating class, Chief?
Chief : Because KAOS knows what all our agents look like. Those Control bubblegum cards we came out with last year backfired.