Get Smart (TV Series)

Classification: Dead (1967)

Edward Platt: Chief

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• Maxwell Smart : [looking at a showgirl in a skimpy outfit]  That's Dr. Steel?

  Chief : Yes. The chorus line is her cover.

  Maxwell Smart : Not much of a cover, is it?

  Chief : Max!

  Maxwell Smart : Well, I'm not dead yet, Chief.

• Larrabee : How's the formula for the antidote going, Dr. Steel?

  Dr. Steel : Hmm.

  Chief : Looks pretty hopeless, but she's working on it.

  Larrabee : Is there anything I can do to help?

  Chief : Can you dance?

  Larrabee : I don't think so.

  Chief : Then forget it.

• Larrabee : What's wrong, Chief?

  Chief : The line's dead. And if I can't find Max in exactly 23 minutes, he'll be dead too.

• Maxwell Smart : [Max has been handed Dr. Steel's bill]  48 dollars? For what?

  # 99 : For your life, Max!

  Maxwell Smart : But she works for Control!

  Chief : She developed this on her own time, Max.

  Maxwell Smart : But this is ridiculous. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of. I'm not paying this bill, 48 dollars, that's out of the question. Forget about it. I wouldn't pay it if my life depended on it.

  Chief : It does Max, you have to take another dose of this tomorrow and she had to give it to you if you're to complete your cure.

  Maxwell Smart : 99, do you have 48 dollars you could let me have until pay day?