"Get Smart" Diamonds Are a Spy's Best Friend (TV Episode 1968) Poster

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

Quotes 

  • Maxwell Smart : You keep soap in your pocketbock?

    Agent 99 : Well, it looks like soap and it feels like soap but actually it's a camouflage for a secret carrying case.

    Maxwell Smart : Well what do you keep in the carrying case?

    Agent 99 : Soap.

  • Chief : [on fire hydrant-phone]  Max, this could be the work of the League of Bald Headed Men, that's KAOS' smuggling unit. They're clever and ingenious. There's nothing they can't accomplish.

    Maxwell Smart : [on steering wheel-phone]  How come they can't grow hair?

    Chief : Max, they don't wanna grow hair, that's their trademark. That's how they identify each other.

    Maxwell Smart : Alright, Chief, I'll keep my eyes open. In the meantime, you pick up Yul Brynner and Dean Rusk.

  • Jeweler : Can I help you?

    Maxwell Smart : Yes, I'm looking for a diamond engagement ring for my fiancée. Money is no object.

    Jeweler : Eh, what price did you have in mind?

    Maxwell Smart : 80 dollars.

  • Maxwell Smart : It's Spiegel's jewelry store, right around the corner of Spiegel's drugstore, next to Spiegel's delicatessen, where Spiegel's cleaners used to be.

    Agent 99 : And where is that?

    Maxwell Smart : Fourth and Spiegel.

  • Chief : Absolutely brilliant!

    Maxwell Smart : Thank you Chief.

    Chief : Oh, not you, Max, I mean the way they smuggled the diamonds.

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