Get Smart (TV Series)
Diamonds Are a Spy's Best Friend (1968)
Barbara Feldon: #99
Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : You keep soap in your pocketbock?
Agent 99 : Well, it looks like soap and it feels like soap but actually it's a camouflage for a secret carrying case.
Maxwell Smart : Well what do you keep in the carrying case?
Agent 99 : Soap.
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Agent 99 : How are you,8 ½?
Agent 8 ½ : [hiding in a bowling ball return] How am I? Terrible! I keep forgetting to duck every time the ball is returning. I've got a bump on the back of my head the size of a bowling ball. Wait a minute, that is a bowling ball
[ducks, letting the bowling ball slide over him]
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Maxwell Smart : It's Spiegel's jewelry store, right around the corner of Spiegel's drugstore, next to Spiegel's delicatessen, where Spiegel's cleaners used to be.
Agent 99 : And where is that?
Maxwell Smart : Fourth and Spiegel.