Get Smart (TV Series)

Diamonds Are a Spy's Best Friend (1968)

Barbara Feldon: #99

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : You keep soap in your pocketbock?

  Agent 99 : Well, it looks like soap and it feels like soap but actually it's a camouflage for a secret carrying case.

  Maxwell Smart : Well what do you keep in the carrying case?

  Agent 99 : Soap.

• Agent 99 : How are you,8 ½?

  Agent 8 ½ : [hiding in a bowling ball return]  How am I? Terrible! I keep forgetting to duck every time the ball is returning. I've got a bump on the back of my head the size of a bowling ball. Wait a minute, that is a bowling ball

  [ducks, letting the bowling ball slide over him] 

• Maxwell Smart : It's Spiegel's jewelry store, right around the corner of Spiegel's drugstore, next to Spiegel's delicatessen, where Spiegel's cleaners used to be.

  Agent 99 : And where is that?

  Maxwell Smart : Fourth and Spiegel.