Get Smart (TV Series)
Diamonds Are a Spy's Best Friend (1968)
Edward Platt: Chief
Quotes
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Chief : [having just been drenched by a passing car] I'm gonna murder Schleppenheimer for inventing this Hydrant-phone.
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Chief : [on fire hydrant-phone] Max, this could be the work of the League of Bald Headed Men, that's KAOS' smuggling unit. They're clever and ingenious. There's nothing they can't accomplish.
Maxwell Smart : [on steering wheel-phone] How come they can't grow hair?
Chief : Max, they don't wanna grow hair, that's their trademark. That's how they identify each other.
Maxwell Smart : Alright, Chief, I'll keep my eyes open. In the meantime, you pick up Yul Brynner and Dean Rusk.
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Chief : Absolutely brilliant!
Maxwell Smart : Thank you Chief.
Chief : Oh, not you, Max, I mean the way they smuggled the diamonds.