"Get Smart" Diamonds Are a Spy's Best Friend (TV Episode 1968) Poster

Edward Platt: Chief

Quotes 

  • Chief : [having just been drenched by a passing car]  I'm gonna murder Schleppenheimer for inventing this Hydrant-phone.

  • Chief : [on fire hydrant-phone]  Max, this could be the work of the League of Bald Headed Men, that's KAOS' smuggling unit. They're clever and ingenious. There's nothing they can't accomplish.

    Maxwell Smart : [on steering wheel-phone]  How come they can't grow hair?

    Chief : Max, they don't wanna grow hair, that's their trademark. That's how they identify each other.

    Maxwell Smart : Alright, Chief, I'll keep my eyes open. In the meantime, you pick up Yul Brynner and Dean Rusk.

  • Chief : Absolutely brilliant!

    Maxwell Smart : Thank you Chief.

    Chief : Oh, not you, Max, I mean the way they smuggled the diamonds.

See also

Release Dates | Official Sites | Company Credits | Filming & Production | Technical Specs


Recently Viewed