Get Smart (TV Series)

Diamonds Are a Spy's Best Friend (1968)

Edward Platt: Chief

Quotes 

• Chief : [having just been drenched by a passing car]  I'm gonna murder Schleppenheimer for inventing this Hydrant-phone.

• Chief : [on fire hydrant-phone]  Max, this could be the work of the League of Bald Headed Men, that's KAOS' smuggling unit. They're clever and ingenious. There's nothing they can't accomplish.

  Maxwell Smart : [on steering wheel-phone]  How come they can't grow hair?

  Chief : Max, they don't wanna grow hair, that's their trademark. That's how they identify each other.

  Maxwell Smart : Alright, Chief, I'll keep my eyes open. In the meantime, you pick up Yul Brynner and Dean Rusk.

• Chief : Absolutely brilliant!

  Maxwell Smart : Thank you Chief.

  Chief : Oh, not you, Max, I mean the way they smuggled the diamonds.