Get Smart (TV Series)

Double Agent (1966)

Milton Selzer: Parker

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Quotes 

• Parker : I would like Mr. Smart to look at your desk and see if he can detect which item is the listening device.

  Chief of Control : Parker, I don't think you should do that.

  Maxwell Smart : Don't be ridiculous, Chief. That's a great idea. If he can fool my keen eyes, the security of KAOS is doomed. Excuse me, 99. Now, let's see... Well, I don't think it's this magazine. It's a little obvious and clumsy. Uh... I don't think it's this paperweight, or the cigarette lighter.

  Parker : What about that, uh... that fly?

  Maxwell Smart : Huh? Oh.

  [Max swats the "fly", and Parker gasps in horror] 

  Maxwell Smart : Got it!

• Chief of Control : Parker has come up with a new listening device that's even cleverer than the fly. Are you ready, Parker?

  Parker : Yes, Chief. See if you can pick this one out, Smart. And please be a little more careful this time.

  Maxwell Smart : Right, professor.

  Parker : It's among these objects on the desk.

  Maxwell Smart : Well, let's see. It's not the cigarette lighter, right?

  Parker : Right.

  Maxwell Smart : And, uh... it's not the magazine, right?

  Parker : Correct.

  Maxwell Smart : A fly. You've built another fly.

  Parker : No, Smart, that's a real fly.

  [Max brushes at the fly and it buzzes away] 

  Maxwell Smart : Oh. Are you sure it's a fly?

  Parker : Absolutely.

  Maxwell Smart : Well, then I can kill it.

  [Max swats at the fly and hits a lamp on the desk; sparks fly out, and Parker covers his head in frustration] 

  Maxwell Smart : I have a strange feeling it's the light bulb.