Quotes
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# 99 : Max, why do they always repeat the instructions in German?
Maxwell Smart : I don't know 99, I guess it's the language our best American scientist understand.
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# 99 : Isn't it exciting, Max? Only a minute and a half to blast off!
Maxwell Smart : Relax, 99. If you've seen one fifty million dollar blast off, you've seen them all.
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Maxwell Smart : What do you got there?
# 99 : Oh this is Control's latest anti-personnel weapon. It's an electronic mosquito. If we get captured, we release it and it attacks the enemy viciously.
Maxwell Smart : Killing them?
# 99 : No, but it keeps them so busy scratching that we can get away.
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Dr. Yes : It is said a wise lobster knows the power of its own claws.
Maxwell Smart : Eh, yes. Well it is also said that he who lives by the sword...
[turns to 99]
Maxwell Smart : How does it go, 99?
# 99 : Dies by the sword, Max.
