Get Smart (TV Series)

House of Max: Part 1 (1970)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : Well then you must be Ravel Roualle, eh, Roual Rall, Ruwoll... You must be the genius responsible for all this?

  Duval : I am the genius, yes, but my name is Raoul Duval.

  Maxwell Smart : Well, what did I say?

  Duval : I do not dare attempt it, monsieur, it could destroy my speech pattern for months.

• Chief Inspector Sparrow : We don't use old song titles as passwords anymore.

  Maxwell Smart : You don't? What do you use?

  Chief Inspector Sparrow : Lyrics from Beatles tunes.

• Maxwell Smart : Well, at least we know one thing, it's pretty obvious.

  Agent 99 : What's that, Max?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, the man with the scar is definitely a candle maker.

  Chief Inspector Sparrow : No, he's a pick-pocket.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh. A pick-pocket who's a candlemaker on the side?

  Maxwell Smart : [the inspector does not answer]  A pick-pocket who doesn't believe in electricity?

• Maxwell Smart : There's no doubt about it, 99, Professor Duval is our man.

  Agent 99 : But how can you be so sure, Max?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, it's really quite simple: instinct, logic and a lack of suspects.