Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : There's one thing you've overlooked.

  Beastmaster : Oh?

  Maxwell Smart : You see, you can't leave us alone in this room.

  Beastmaster : And why not?

  Maxwell Smart : Because, as soon as you're gone, by the use of sheer brute strength, I shall be able to rip these chains from the wall in one minute! Would you believe it? 1 minute!

  Beastmaster : I find that hard to believe.

  Maxwell Smart : Would you believe two minutes?

  Beastmaster : I don't think so.

  Maxwell Smart : How about a week from Tuesday?

• Maxwell Smart : Gee, I wish there was some way we could get Fang back on active duty.

  Agent 99 : So do I, I know he's bored with that desk job Control gave him.

  Maxwell Smart : Yes, well I don't blame him. How would you like to sit around checking evidence and then burying it?

• Maxwell Smart : 99, you see that bee up there?

  Agent 99 : Yes.

  Maxwell Smart : You see any Control markings on it?

  Agent 99 : Not from here Max, why?

  Maxwell Smart : I've got a feeling he's not one of ours.

• Maxwell Smart : [Max is giving Fang orders in German]  Fang, hitten de dirten!