Get Smart (TV Series)
It Takes One to Know One (1967)
Edward Platt: Chief
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Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : [talking on his shoephone] Right, Chief. I'll with stick with him. Off and on.
Chief : [in his office, on the other line] Don't you mean over and out?
Maxwell Smart : No, when I sign off, I put my shoe on.
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Maxwell Smart : [looking at a picture of Octavia] Chief, I've never seen anyone like this before. Those evil, penetrating eyes. Cold, ruthless mouth. Deviant chin.
[looks at the next picture]
Maxwell Smart : Strong unyealding body. Chief?
Chief : What?
Maxwell Smart : I think I'm in love.
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Maxwell Smart : So that's how Octovia does it. Why, she's been right under our noses all the time, Chief, disguised as a cleaning woman.
Chief : This is terrible!
Maxwell Smart : I know, good cleaning women are hard to get.