Get Smart (TV Series)

Kisses for KAOS (1966)

Michael Dante: Savage

Quotes 

• Agent 99 : [Maxwell, posing as 99's butler, places a bowl of soup with a hidden camera in front of Savage]  Try the soup, Rex, I think you'll like it.

  Savage : What kind is it?

  Maxwell Smart : Cream of Technicolor.

• Maxwell Smart : You'll never get away with this, Savage!

  Savage : Oh, why Mr. Smart?

  Maxwell Smart : Because, at this very minute, 25 CONTROL agents are converging on this building. Would you believe it? 25 CONTROL agents!

  Savage : I find that hard to beleive.

  Maxwell Smart : Would you believe 2 squad cars and a motorcycle cop?

  Savage : I don't think so.

  Maxwell Smart : How about a vicious street cleaner and a toothless police dog?

• Savage : [addressing #99]  Good evening. I'd be honored to offer my assistance to someone so attractive.

  Maxwell Smart : Why thank you, but it's the lady who's interested in buying a painting.