"Get Smart" Now You See Him, Now You Don't (TV Episode 1965) - Don Adams as Maxwell Smart

Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : You mean to tell me that you came here without the invisible ray-gun and you expect me to believe that such a silly gun exists? Well gentlemen, I'm afraid your going to have to show me. You see, I'm from Minnesota.

KAOS Agent #1 : You mean Missouri.

Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : Missouri... don't tell me where I'm from.
Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : Now that we're alone, I wanna give you a last chance to give yourselves up. There's still time for you to take your place in society as normal, decent invisible men... and women.
Chief of Control : Max, I don't mean to suggest that you're not telling the truth, but isn't it just conceivable that this whole affair could've been a bad dream?

Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : Absolutely not, Chief! I tell you, I saw two invisible men!
Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : Well, that just about wraps it up, 99. Haskell and Ehrlich are on the way to prison, the Chief likes Ehrlich's hat and once again the forces of virtue have triumphed over the forces of rottenness.
Chief of Control : Max, do you have anything for a headache?

Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : You know, Chief, you ought to go and have a checkup. You've been having these headaches quite often lately.

Chief of Control : Only on occasions, Max.

Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : Well, you've had one every time I've been with you.

Chief of Control : Those are the occasions.

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart