Get Smart (TV Series)

Rebecca of Funny-Folk Farm (1970)

Gale Sondergaard: Hester Van Hooten

Quotes 

• Hester Van Hooten : Who was it, Hogarth?

  Hogarth : Two lost and weary travelers, whose car broke down in the storm.

  Hester Van Hooten : What did they want?

  Hogarth : Food and shelter. I turned them away.

  Hester Van Hooten : Well done, Hogarth.

  Hogarth : Thank you, Ma'am

  Hester Van Hooten : And Hogarth?

  Hogarth : Yes, Ma'am?

  Hester Van Hooten : First thing in the morning, let's get rid of that welcome mat out front.

• Jason Van Hooten : They must never learn the secret of this house. Tonight, when they're both asleep, let's let Sebastian out of his room.

  Hester Van Hooten : No. You know my orders, Sebastian never leaves his attic. Except on Christmas morning. After we've opened our gifts, he gets to eat the tree.

• Agent 99 : It looks like he died of fright.

  Maxwell Smart : Either that or some other natural cause.

  Jason Van Hooten : Sebastian...

  Hester Van Hooten : Don't tell me he's loose.

  Jason Van Hooten : [checks Sebastian's attic door, which has a hole in it]  He's loose.

  Hester Van Hooten : I asked you not to tell me that!