- Maxwell Smart: [Hymie has just wolfed down Max's hotdog] How did it taste?
- Hymie: Delicious. Even the poison was good.
- Maxwell Smart: Poison?
- Hymie: I'm programmed to detect poison. That was arsenic, 8 grams, 2 cc's.
- Maxwell Smart: Are you alright Hymie?
- Hymie: Of course. Arsenic is good for cleaning out my tubes.
- Maxwell Smart: [Hymie is almost electrocuted by a booby trapped phone] Hymie! Are you alright?
- Hymie: [still shaking] I don't know.
- Maxwell Smart: Well what happened?
- Hymie: I think I'm in love
- Maxwell Smart: Alright, men. The eyes of the free world are on you today. So I want you to remember to keep your heads and your shorts up.
- #99: [after the announcer on her transistor radio says, "Well, that leaves only two contestants in the pole vault: Smith and Koskacheckowitz"] Oh, I hope Smith makes it!
- Maxwell Smart: You'd better hope Koskacheckowitz makes it. He's on our team. Smith is the Russian!