- Maxwell Smart: Tell me, Mr. Hoo, do all Hawaiian detectives wear white suits?
- Harry Hoo: No, I began to wear white suit in Hawaii when I was employee of... ice cream firm.
- Maxwell Smart: Well, they're very attractive.
- Harry Hoo: [laughs politely] You should see my cleaning bills.
- Harry Hoo: Tell me, Mr. Smart, how you think murder was committed?
- Maxwell Smart: Two possibilities. One: he was killed by a 22 caliber pistol at long range by a short man who was a stranger to him.
- Harry Hoo: Or?
- Maxwell Smart: He was killed at close range by a knife used by a woman he knew who was over six feet tall.
- Harry Hoo: Amazing...
- # 99: How did you know we were here?
- Harry Hoo: Called your hotel and got no answer.
- Maxwell Smart: But how did you know to look for us here in the Chinese Laundry?
- Harry Hoo: Was not looking for you. Always bring my shirts here.
- Maxwell Smart: Amazing...
- Maxwell Smart: Who's that?
- Policeman: That's Hoo.
- Maxwell Smart: Who's who?
- Policeman: He's Hoo.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh, he's who. What are you talking about?