Get Smart (TV Series)

The Mild Ones (1967)

Susan Albert: Doll Baby

Quotes 

• Chief : The Beluvian prime minister is ready to resume his mission.

  Maxwell Smart : That's wonderful, chief. What *is* his mission?

  Chief : He's here to borrow 20 million dollars from our government. After what happened, we're lucky his country still wants to take our money.

  Doll Baby : What would be so terrible if they didn't?

  Maxwell Smart : I'm surprised at you, Doll Baby. If they didn't take our money, they'd have no reason to resent us. And if they didn't resent us, we would never really be sure they were our friends.

• Doll Baby : [to Max]  I toast thee, baby. To my knight in shining leather.