Get Smart (TV Series)

The Mild Ones (1967)

Edward Platt: Chief

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• Chief : The Beluvian prime minister is ready to resume his mission.

  Maxwell Smart : That's wonderful, chief. What *is* his mission?

  Chief : He's here to borrow 20 million dollars from our government. After what happened, we're lucky his country still wants to take our money.

  Doll Baby : What would be so terrible if they didn't?

  Maxwell Smart : I'm surprised at you, Doll Baby. If they didn't take our money, they'd have no reason to resent us. And if they didn't resent us, we would never really be sure they were our friends.

• Chief : Max, I don't know what I'm going to do about you. You bungle assignment after assignment.

  Maxwell Smart : I resent that, Chief.

  Chief : Do you deny it?

  Maxwell Smart : No, but I resent it.

• Chief : This is the break we've been waiting for. The men we're looking for are the Purple Knights.

  Maxwell Smart : Of course, The Purple Knights! The Purple Knights, it's got to be The Purple Knights. It's so clear now. Who else could it be but the Purple Knights? Eh, one question, Chief...

  Chief , Maxwell Smart : Who are The Purple Knights?