Get Smart (TV Series)

The Return of the Ancient Mariner (1968)

Edward Platt: Chief

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• Chief : [Max and the Chief show each other their special agent badges]  Who wrote Little Women?

  Maxwell Smart : Lonely little men. Who do you love?

  Chief : I wanna to be loved by you, just you and nobody else but you.

  Maxwell Smart : I wanna be loved by you, you-ooh-ooh.

  Chief , Maxwell Smart : Boop-boop-bee-doo.

  Maxwell Smart : Good morning, Chief.

  [sits down on desk] 

  Chief : [sitting down in chair]  Morning, Max. I'll certainly be glad when the security alert is over. I spend half my time learning new passwords and countersigns.

• Maxwell Smart : Do we really have to be that careful just because the Chameleon is back in circulation?

  Chief : Max, the Chameleon is the most insidious agent KAOS has. Remember, he can make himself look and sound like anybody in the world.

  Maxwell Smart : Yeah, he's really terrific. He can even do Frank Gorshin.

• Chief : Max, aren't you going to say something to the Admiral?

  Maxwell Smart : Who wrote Little Women?

  Admiral Harold Harmon Hargrade : Louisa May Alcott.

  Maxwell Smart : Wrong.

  Chief : Max!