Get Smart (TV Series)

Valerie of the Dolls (1969)

Barbara Feldon: Agent 99

Quotes 

• Agent 99 : [walking towards door]  Who is it?

  Maxwell Smart : [off screen, behind door]  It's me, honey.

  Agent 99 : What's the password?

  Maxwell Smart : I lost my wallet.

  Agent 99 : That's not the password.

  Maxwell Smart : I know, but I had the password written on a piece of paper in my wallet.

  Agent 99 : That's Max!

  [opens door] 

• Chief : California is expecting an earthquake. Now this is the perfect alibi for KAOS: they blow California into the ocean and everybody will blame it on the earthquake.

  Agent 99 : But Chief, if that were to happen...

  Chief : That's right, 99, it would be a disaster.

  Maxwell Smart : And some disaster! Just think, Ronald Reagan would have to go back to making movies again!

• Maxwell Smart : [after the doorbell rings]  Be quiet.

  [draws his gun] 

  Agent 99 : Do you think it might be KAOS?

  Maxwell Smart : Either that or your mother.