Get Smart (TV Series)

Witness for the Persecution (1967)

James Nolan: Cop

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : Boy, that was close, officer. I almost got killed.

  Cop : Naturally. You were jay-walking. I'm gonna have to give you a ticket for that.

  Maxwell Smart : But they were shooting at me!

  Cop : That's homicide. I'm traffic.