Get Smart (TV Series)

Goodbye Ms. Chip (1995)

Andy Dick: Zach Smart

Quotes 

• Agent 66 : Zach, there's nobody around. You don't need a gun.

  Zach Smart : This is not a gun, it's a flash light.

  [turns it on by pulling the trigger] 

  Zach Smart : My flashlight

  [pulls out flashlight] 

  Zach Smart : is a gun.

  Zach Smart : Those lab boys have way too much time on thier hands.

• Zach Smart : Uncle Agent 13? What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in Florida.

  Agent 13 : [hiding in a bowl of coleslaw]  I'm doing a favor for your old man. Listen: I overheard two guys talking about killing President Mazabuka.

  Agent 66 : What did they look like?

  Agent 13 : Well, I couldn't see, I had coleslaw in my eyes. They used too much mayonnaise.

• Chief Maxwell Smart : Who could be controlling her mind?

  Zach Smart : The Brain.

  Chief Maxwell Smart : That's a given, son.

  Zach Smart : No, the KAOS scientist 'the Brain'.

  Chief Maxwell Smart : Ah, the Brain, of course, we should should try and steal him. Just think what we could do if we only had a Brain.