Get Smart (TV Series)

Goodbye Ms. Chip (1995)

Barbara Feldon: 99

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• 99 : Where did you seat Bishop Tutu?

  Chief Maxwell Smart : Eh, Tutu is at 3.3.

  99 : You can't put Tutu at 3.3.

  Chief Maxwell Smart : Why not?

  99 : For one, Tutu is at sixes and sevens with King Lazlo the 8th.

  Chief Maxwell Smart : Ok, 99, I'll eighty-six Tutu from 3.3 and put him in 4.4.

  99 : That's ten times better.

• Chief Maxwell Smart : [Trudy runs in, notepad in hand]  Oh, Trudy, I want you to make sure that the bomb-sniffing dogs have swept the embassy before the reception tonight.

  99 : Then clear the kitchen entrance for the arrival of President Mazabuka's limousine.

  Chief Maxwell Smart : And make sure that the catering people are checked for security.

  99 : And have a helicopter standing by ready for any emergency that might arise.

  Chief Maxwell Smart : Have you got that, Trudy?

  Trudy : Of course I do. Make sure President Mazabuka has swept the kitchen, have the catering people sniff the dogs in the embassy and drive the limousine into the helicopter. Oh, and something about a bomb.

  Chief Maxwell Smart : [holds up his hands]  Missed it by...

  [widens gap between hands] 

  Chief Maxwell Smart : ... that much.