Get Smart (TV Series)

Liver Let Die (1995)

Elaine Hendrix: Agent 66

Quotes 

• Agent 66 : KAOS always did have a better healthcare than us.

  Zach Smart : Yeah, that's for sure. It's ridiculous having to wait two months for minor surgery.

  Agent 66 : [flicks out a pocketknife]  Say the word and I'll have that bullet out of your butt in three seconds.

  Zach Smart : Or next time, you could just watch where you're shooting.

• Zach Smart : You speak Swedish?

  Agent 66 : Doesn't everybody?

• Agent 66 : Good luck, Zach.

  Zach Smart : Luck, 66? Luck is the illegitimate child of skill and ability.

  [knocks over an orderly carrying a full chamber pot]