- Agent 66: KAOS always did have a better healthcare than us.
- Zach Smart: Yeah, that's for sure. It's ridiculous having to wait two months for minor surgery.
- Agent 66: [flicks out a pocketknife] Say the word and I'll have that bullet out of your butt in three seconds.
- Zach Smart: Or next time, you could just watch where you're shooting.
- Dr. Mendelsohn: [over intercom] This is Dr. Mendelsohn. Nobody leaves this hospital alive! Patients, ignore that.
- Agent 66: Good luck, Zach.
- Zach Smart: Luck, 66? Luck is the illegitimate child of skill and ability.
- [knocks over an orderly carrying a full chamber pot]