Get Smart (TV Series)

Passenger 99 (1995)

Don Adams: Chief Maxwell Smart

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• Agent 66 : Bad news, Chief. We intercepted a transmission and KAOS just contacted a well known assasin: the Turtle.

  Zach Smart : The Turtle?

  Chief Maxwell Smart : Ah, yes. The Turtle!

  Zach Smart : You've heard of him?

  Chief Maxwell Smart : Of course. Vicious, cold blooded. No wait a minute, that was the Poodle. Run over about four years ago chasing a car.

  Agent 66 : He's called the Turtle because he's very illusive. He only comes out to kill.

  Zach Smart : How do you know so much about him?

  Agent 66 : I dated his brother Leo.

• Chief Maxwell Smart : [on speakerphone in office]  But don't worry, son, at this very moment, a squadron of airforce jets is ready to bring your plane in safely.

  Zach Smart : [in pilots seat in cockpit]  I don't see them.

  Chief Maxwell Smart : Eh... would you believe two navy helicopters?

  Zach Smart : No, I don't see them either.

  Chief Maxwell Smart : How about sailor in a blimp waving a flashlight?

• Chief Maxwell Smart : Ok, Zach, you're problems are over. Carl the Control Contoller is here with his porta-control controller. What kind of a name is that?

  Carl the Control Controller : Well, my father was named Carl, his father was named Carl, I have a sister named Carla. Then there's my uncle...