Get Smart (TV Series)

Shoot Up the Charts (1995)

Andy Dick: Zach Smart

Quotes 

• Zach Smart : Why would KAOS buy a record company and then kill the only artist?

  Chief Maxwell Smart : After hearing his records, I'm surprised that he lived as long as he did.

  Agent 66 : The bigger question is: what is KAOs doing in the music business?

  Zach Smart : I'm sorry, why is your question bigger than mine?

• Zach Smart : I'm wearing Control piano-hands. Completely undetectable. They contain digitally activated neuro-switches that can play everything from Abba to Zappa. I just get to have them back in time for Agent 29's bachelor party.

• Zach Smart : These CDs are bogus.

  Chief Maxwell Smart : You're telling me, since my phonograph broke, I've got 400 records and nothing to play them on.