Get Smart (TV Series)
Wurst Enemies (1995)
Don Adams: Chief Maxwell Smart
Quotes
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Chief Maxwell Smart : Siegfried, how did you get this number?
Siegfried : I'm on your kid's schneaker-phone.
Chief Maxwell Smart : Zach's schnearker - sneaker-phone?
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Chief Maxwell Smart : How is Shtarker?
Siegfried : Very well. He has this small shoe repair kiosk in the Heidelberg train station. He married a lovely Chinese girl - enough. We are former KAOS, we don't reminisce here!
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Siegfried : Tonight, to exact my revenge, I have a nuclear missile aimed directly at one of your major cities.
Chief Maxwell Smart : Which one?
Siegfried : The city that contains your greatest minds and most brilliant thinkers.
Chief Maxwell Smart : Hm. Well, at least Washington is safe.
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Chief Maxwell Smart : Give it up, Siegfried, you'll never get away with this.
Siegfried : Why not?
Chief Maxwell Smart : Because at this very moment there are 200 naval...
Siegfried : [interrupting] destroyers are headed this way. I know. Then I say I don't believe it, then you say something else again, then I say I don't believe it again and were right back to where we started.
Chief Maxwell Smart : And I thought my wife knew me.
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Siegfried : [Max is turning Siegfried's light-up globe which doubles as a remote control for the nuclear missile] Get away from my world!
Chief Maxwell Smart : It's not your world yet, Siegfried.
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Chief Maxwell Smart : When you've dealt KAOS as long as I have, you know that it's the old sniper in the catwalk trick or the old gunman in the crate
[waves gun towards crate, it accidentally fires]
Chief Maxwell Smart : ... sometimes both.