The Ghost & Mrs. Muir (TV Series)

Son of the Curse (1969)

Charles Nelson Reilly: Claymore Gregg

Quotes 

• Carolyn Muir : [at Claymore's funeral]  Mr. Becker, why are there two coffins?

  Mr. Becker : One for Claymore and one for his money.

  Claymore Gregg : Why didn't I think of that?

  Capt. Daniel Gregg : You will.

• Claymore Gregg : Mrs. Muir, tell me honestly. Do you think I'm a... tightwad?

  Carolyn Muir : Well, I wouldn't say that. I do think you have a fondness for...

  Capt. Daniel Gregg : [to Carolyn]  His first nickel?

• Claymore Gregg : [negotiating his own funeral]  The limousine for the family, you say. How much without the limousine?

  Mr. Becker : Without?

  Claymore Gregg : Mm-hm. You see, Mr. Becker, there is no family.

  Mr. Becker : Oh...

  Claymore Gregg : Mm-hm.

  Mr. Becker : Well, what about yourself?

  Claymore Gregg : I'll be riding in the hearse.

  Mr. Becker : I'm afraid that's rather irregular.

  Claymore Gregg : Not if you're dead.

  Mr. Becker : Oh, I see. It's for yourself.

  Claymore Gregg : Uh-huh.

  Mr. Becker : Well, such forethought.

  Claymore Gregg : Well...

  Mr. Becker : I wish there were more people like you. As I always say, "The dead should plan ahead."