Ghostwriter (TV Series)

To Catch a Creep: Part 1 (1992)

David López: Alex Fernandez

Quotes 

• Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : Feast your ears on this.

• Jamal Jenkins : [the globe starts spinning]  Ghostwriter!

  [Ghostwriter writes on the blackboard 'Who is Mickey Mouse?'] 

  Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : What does he want to know that for?

  Jamal Jenkins : [writes on blackboard]  A Disney cartoon.

  [Ghostwriter writes back 'What is a Disney?'] 

  Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : [writes on the blackboard]  Later!

• Jamal Jenkins : We got rid of all the smear fliers.

  Lenni Frazier : All the way to president now.

  Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : Yeah, but I don't get it, who'd try and smear me like this?

  Jamal Jenkins : I don't know, and why would they make up such a lie?

  Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : Well, it's not a lie, not exactly, there is a nightlight in my room, but it's for Gaby. Hey, you don't think...

  Lenni Frazier : No way, she's your sister, she wants you to win!

• Lenni Frazier : [the school hall is plastered in smear fliers two days in a row]  Oh man!

  Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : I thought you said you guys got them all down last night!

  Jamal Jenkins : No way! No way! This is not going to go down like this. We've got to find out WHO is behind all these smear fliers.

• Lenni Frazier : [reads new smear flier]  Fried chicken makes Alex cry, how can you vote for such a wimpy guy?

  Jamal Jenkins : Who'd make up something so lame?

  Lenni Frazier : NOBODY would believe this.

  Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : Except if it's sort of true.

  Jamal Jenkins : What?

  Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : I once had a pet chicken, Naomi.

  Lenni Frazier : Seriously?

  Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : A lot of kids do in El Salvador.

  Jamal Jenkins : I guess, why not?

  Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : I was 3 years old, when my grandmother accidentally,

  Lenni Frazier : You're kidding!

  Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : She cooked Naomi for dinner. I cried for days.

  [Lenni and Jamal start laughing] 

  Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : It's not funny, Naomi was my pet! How would you like it if somebody deep fried your cat?