Ghostwriter (TV Series)
To Catch a Creep: Part 1 (1992)
Sheldon Turnipseed: Jamal Jenkins
Quotes
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Jamal Jenkins : [the globe starts spinning] Ghostwriter!
[Ghostwriter writes on the blackboard 'Who is Mickey Mouse?']
Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : What does he want to know that for?
Jamal Jenkins : [writes on blackboard] A Disney cartoon.
[Ghostwriter writes back 'What is a Disney?']
Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : [writes on the blackboard] Later!
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Jamal Jenkins : We got rid of all the smear fliers.
Lenni Frazier : All the way to president now.
Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : Yeah, but I don't get it, who'd try and smear me like this?
Jamal Jenkins : I don't know, and why would they make up such a lie?
Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : Well, it's not a lie, not exactly, there is a nightlight in my room, but it's for Gaby. Hey, you don't think...
Lenni Frazier : No way, she's your sister, she wants you to win!
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Lenni Frazier : [the school hall is plastered in smear fliers two days in a row] Oh man!
Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : I thought you said you guys got them all down last night!
Jamal Jenkins : No way! No way! This is not going to go down like this. We've got to find out WHO is behind all these smear fliers.
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Lenni Frazier : [reads new smear flier] Fried chicken makes Alex cry, how can you vote for such a wimpy guy?
Jamal Jenkins : Who'd make up something so lame?
Lenni Frazier : NOBODY would believe this.
Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : Except if it's sort of true.
Jamal Jenkins : What?
Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : I once had a pet chicken, Naomi.
Lenni Frazier : Seriously?
Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : A lot of kids do in El Salvador.
Jamal Jenkins : I guess, why not?
Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : I was 3 years old, when my grandmother accidentally,
Lenni Frazier : You're kidding!
Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : She cooked Naomi for dinner. I cried for days.
[Lenni and Jamal start laughing]
Alejandro 'Alex' Fernandez : It's not funny, Naomi was my pet! How would you like it if somebody deep fried your cat?