- Mrs. Lovey Howell: Don't just stand there Thurston Run!
- Thurston Howell III: A Howell *never* runs in the face of danger!
- [sound of explosion]
- Thurston Howell III: he walks *very* fast.
- Ginger Grant: My jewelry!
- Thurston Howell III: My golf ball!
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: My nails!
- Mary Ann Summers: My dishes!
- Gilligan: My teeth!
- Mrs. Lovey Howell: My goodness!