- The Skipper: Gilligan, when they were passing out the brains, you weren't at the end of the line. YOU WERE ON VACATION!
- Gilligan: That's what you think, fatso.
- ['Gilligan' the Russian spy and Mr. Howell are playing a game of chess]
- Gilligan: Mr. Howell, you just moved your king to a new place!
- Thurston Howell III: Wait a minute! Young man, are you accusing a Howell of cheating? I'll have you know I'm far too wealthy...
- Gilligan: To cheat?
- Thurston Howell III: No, to be accused!