- Mary Ann Summers: Oh, Ginger, I don't see why we have to make up the Howell's hut everyday.
- Ginger Grant: Oh, we don't have to, Mary Ann, but I like be helpful and thoughtful and considerate. I mean, after all when we get off the island, Mr. Howell owns a movie studio!
- Al Schottelkotte: This is Al Schottelkotte from WCPO. We interrupt this program for a special announcement regarding the Randolph Blake murder case.
- Gilligan: Did you hear that Skipper? The Blake case!
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Yes, Gilligan, I heard! Shh!
- Al Schottelkotte: After conducting extensive experiments with the spear gun, which was the cause of death, the authorities are now convinced that Randolph Blake met his unfortunate fate as a result of an accident.
- Gilligan: Did you hear that Skipper? Did you hear that?
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Yes, Gilligan, I heard it. Now will you be quiet?
- Al Schottelkotte: Numerous tests with the spear gun indicated that the firing mechanism could be triggered by any sudden movement, such as the slamming of a door.
- Gilligan: That's just what we did! That's just what we did!
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: I can hardly believe it!
- Al Schottelkotte: And that's how it happened. Believe it or not!