Gilligan's Island (TV Series)
The Invasion (1966)
Bob Denver: Gilligan, Agent 0014
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Quotes
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Professor Roy Hinkley : I want all of you to know that the attache case is missing and until it is recovered you are all suspects!
Gilligan : Does that mean none of us can leave the island?
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Gilligan : [the Skipper is dressed like he's Gilligan's mother in the dream sequence, and after serving a bowl of soup to him] You're not my mother.
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : [Still in character as his mom] How'd you figure that out?
Gilligan : Because my mother makes me wash my hands before I eat, and besides my mother was a woman!
[Yanks the Skipper's wig off, and points his gun at him]
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : [No longer in character] Alright, Agent 014, what do you plan to do? Kill me!
Gilligan : Nah, that's too easy! I got a better idea!
[Motions to the chair]
Gilligan : Sit down at the table! EAT YOUR SOUP! AND DON'T SPILL A DROP!
[the Skipper hesitantly does so]
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Gilligan : [Describing the dream and what everyone was in it] You Skipper. You were my mother.
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : [Stunned] I was your mother?
[Gilligan nods, then Skipper starts to laugh it off]
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : Wow, imagine how bad your father must've felt!
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Gilligan : [after finding a key in the briefcase that unlocks the handcuffs] Professor I don't have to worry about enemy spies showing up and killing me!
Professor Roy Hinkley : [Looking at the contents of the briefcase] No, I don't think we have to worry about enemy spies showing up at all.
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : Huh? You mean these are not vital United States Defense Plans?
Professor Roy Hinkley : These are vital Defense Plans alright. From World War I.
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : World War I?
Professor Roy Hinkley : Yes, that case must have been floating around in the Pacific for over fifty years.
