- [dream sequence: Gilligan is the ruler of a small country. The Skipper is Secretary of the Navy]
- Gilligan: How's my Navy holding up?
- Jonas Grumby - Skipper: Well since you brought it up sir, why don't you come to the window and see for yourself?
- Rodriguez: Again?
- [Gilligan looks out of window. Stock footage of burning sinking ship rolls]
- Rodriguez: Propaganda! Vicious Propaganda!
- Gilligan: Are you doing something about that?
- Jonas Grumby - Skipper: Yes sir, we are! We're teaching our sailors how to SWIM!
- Gilligan: Good!
- Jonas Grumby - Skipper: And the people on shore are learning mouth-to-mouth resuscitation -without becoming emotionally involved!
- Rodriguez: How can you do that?
- Jonas Grumby - Skipper: It ain't easy!