- Lorelai Gilmore: Were you supposed to meet me here?
- Rory Gilmore: Nope, I'm a surprise.
- Lorelai Gilmore: As was your conception.
- Rory Gilmore: I'll be two minutes.
- Lorelai Gilmore: As was your conception.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Was she at the professor's again last night?
- Rory Gilmore: Yes, but she claims she was up all night cramming.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Well, she was.
- Emily Gilmore: They're at some restaurant in Times Square. He said that Times Square just keeps getting cleaner and cleaner, they didn't stumble upon one prostitute the whole night.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Oh yeah, I heard the Disney company had them all killed.