Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Chicken or Beef? (2003)
Michael Winters: Taylor Doose
Quotes
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Lorelai Gilmore : [Taylor is making Lorelai's renovation project difficult] That's it!
[She grabs Taylor's lapels]
Taylor Doose : Lorelai, watch it. I've got church later.
Lorelai Gilmore : What did I do to make you torture me like this, Taylor?
Taylor Doose : I don't know what you're talking about.
Lorelai Gilmore : The hoops! The hoops with the jumping and the fire and the hoops!
Taylor Doose : It's just business, Lorelai.
Lorelai Gilmore : I pay to shop in your store. I eat your banana splits. I've never physically hurt you... except for that one spit wad in the one town meeting, but I didn't mean for it to hit your eye and I apologized profusely, so please, please, put me out of my misery and tell me what I need to do to make this thing happen!
Taylor Doose : I want an ice cream truck!
Lorelai Gilmore : What?
Taylor Doose : I want to sell ice cream off a truck in the summer. I want to park it in front of the soda shop. I want to ring the bell on it every day at noon, but the only place I can park it is the space that's partly in front of Luke's diner.
Lorelai Gilmore : So?
Taylor Doose : You have pull with Luke.
Lorelai Gilmore : I guess, maybe.
Taylor Doose : You're friends.
Lorelai Gilmore : Yes.
Taylor Doose : You can get him to agree to this.
Lorelai Gilmore : Use my pull.
Taylor Doose : If you don't mind.
Lorelai Gilmore : So if I get Luke to agree to this, the madness stops?
Taylor Doose : If that's what you want to call it.
Lorelai Gilmore : The work begins and the porch goes?
Taylor Doose : All expedited, nice and neat.
Lorelai Gilmore : An ice cream truck?
Taylor Doose : An ice cream truck.
Lorelai Gilmore : [She lets go of Taylor] You can go.