Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

He's Slippin' 'Em Bread... Dig? (2005)

Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore

Quotes 

• Lane Kim : Hey, do you wanna be our D.A. Pennebaker? We're borrowing a videocamera and we need someone sober to do the photography.

  Rory Gilmore : I can set my crack pipe aside for a night and do that.

• [Michel enters the room and sees Rory back at the inn] 

  Michel Gerard : [joyously]  Rory!

  Rory Gilmore : Oh, hi, wow, Michel!

  Michel Gerard : [reservedly]  Eh... hi.

  Lorelai Gilmore : Boy, that was weird.

  Michel Gerard : She just surprised me, that's all... It's kind of okay that you are here.

• Rory Gilmore : I just wanted to tell you something. Brrrrrrrrrrring, I'm coming back to Yale!

  Paris Geller : What was that sound?

  Rory Gilmore : It was a drumroll.

  Paris Geller : You really had to do a drumroll for that? Of course you're coming back to Yale. What are you gonna do without a college degree - drive a forklift?